Your acorn balance
this number lives in ur browser and nowhere else. no account. no card. no server has ever heard of you. if u clear ur cookies the acorns are gone and honestly? that's the most realistic financial experience on the internet rn 💀
tap the goyle 🗿
he does not consent. he has never consented. he does love it though
no one has explained the acorns · he suspects the squirrels
the guild hall 🏛️
medieval upgrades · prices rise 15% each time · that's just economics babe
milestones 🏆
meaningless · permanent · deeply important to him
what is an acorn 🌰
a question the site cannot answer
the acorn is the official currency of OnlyGoyles. every tier, tip and unlock on this site is priced in acorns 🌰
why acorns? because in 1341 a squirrel put one on the ledge next to me and I have simply never had a better idea since. that's 684 YEARS of not having a better idea. the acorn won by default 🗿
exchange rate: one acorn is worth one acorn. you cannot buy acorns. you cannot sell acorns. you cannot withdraw acorns. gerald once tried to short the acorn and now gerald lives in a gutter, which to be fair is where gerald already lived 🕊️📉
current standing: you have nothing. even the moss has more than you.